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Did Jesus have a cock?

The bible suggests that he did although no photographs, drawings, pictures or graffiti seem to prove it 100% conclusively one way or the other. A recent poll suggested something else totally unrelated of course which is neither here nor there or indeed anywhere else for that matter. But all joking aside please allow me (I beg you, please, please) to concentrate on the other side (I will get around to how many sides later, maybe) where, in order not to clash it is also time for humour, hurray.

A moment later, at the other side (from where 'all joking' aside was), we are gathered together here, and as you can see, this particular spot is also decorated quite pleasantly with an overall humourous even slightly mirthful tinge, very pleasant.

By the way, if you clicked 'cock' to get here then it's best to say you clicked on Jesus, just to be on the safe side. But don't say unless asked and even then you could answer cryptically rather than give a straight and revealing answer, after all, this is filed under the Religion category.

But back to the cock tale and the question of Jesus and did he have one, not a tail, that's another story ((tail, tale, get it?)), well the fact is he probably did because he said to one of his mates, errm, followers, "Before the cock crows three times you will deny me at least once". 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Guys, you won't believe this but I provoked a M$ bug in print preview with this! Unbelieveable, even the print algorhythm has been totally perplexed (page one managed but, more than that, forget it). So.... some parts of this debate are literally unprintable, at least as far as IE7, yep IE 7, is concerned, amazing but true, try it for yourself. Meanwhile, let the debate, er discussion continue...

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When I do a Google I want information, you know like in The Prisoner, number 6, and so therefore I only want one number 1 and not 6000000000 zillions number ones to ask. I want an answer quick and clear and unambiguous and not have to trawl through wodges of scrolling to get to it especially when that doesn't actually do the trick anyway. So web pages priority 1, blogs priority 4, forums priority 8 leaving room for eg RSS and so on. So forums, this being an extended spoof of them, are rarely of any use except as little bitching communities. Forums, fora?, don't usually provide good answers after a Google. And frankly I don't think they ever will. 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A little while later they were walking along, or it may have been considerably after that but anyway Peter, his so-called friend, was, as usual, dissing (dismissing him, his viewpoint in life, his political opinion, his taste in dress (though it is not known for sure if Jesus actually ever wore it or indeed if he really owned it either) Jesus but Jesus had trained his cock well and it heard and it started kicking up a racket, crowing basically.

You see it was just like any other 'trained' animal like the dog that said "sausages" (on a weekly basis, on TV, every week, every month, every year throughout the 1970s, or the talking sheep (what else are politicians anyway?), chickens that come home to roost and get eaten or, mostly, just killed for the fun of it by the fox that, if they hadn't have been chickens in the first place they would have sorted (out) so it couldn't have paid them all a visit in the night as is the nature of foxes, and elephant, elephants that never forget so they do clever memory tricks, leopards that spot each other, rats that ratify things, dogs that are dogmatic, cats that catergorize, and to cap them all Jesus's cock that crowed on the third "No, I don't know him, No, I never even heard his name, No, I don't know anyone who does know him, No, I don't live anywhere near anyone whose name even begins with a J, no, no, no" and Lo (Hi, Lo, how yer doing) there was Jesus's cock, listening, spying and it crowed, big deal. Bring back the sausages dog. I once had a cat that could tell you the name of the then leader of China, Chairman Mee Ow but I had to actually hold her and give her a little loving squeeze to make her talk. Folks don't try these things at home, pets have feelings too you know.

So the answer to this question, this question that is just as valid as any other theological question that I have ever had the misforture to encounter, is that Jesus probably, probably, did have a cock. You may also like to know that I am preparing another thesis on the subject of the Feast of the Circumcision, coming soon as another of my cock tales. Thank you for watching, your voyeuristic indulgence and please, please, for my sake don't use it to embark on some crazy onanistic extravaganza because, I know, tastes vary and things can go up just as easily as they go down, or is it the other way around, it's one of the other, up down, down up, take your pick.

PS: Please don't send me any emails about how Jesus can make his cock grow or that that is what he actually said anyway, not crow but grow, because I am already getting hundreds of emails every day offering me advice on how to get a bigger cock and frankly, after you have been through the process a hundred times, well there is ridiculous and there is even more ridiculous.

I know, the p.s. should go at the end but this is all about derailing convention and throwing a spaniel in the works, yes it was a spaniel, no it wasn't a spanner, a spaniel would have done the trick just as well, in order to incite clear thinking and greater sanity on two subjects that we normally shy away from dealing with sanely religion and sex basically or if you prefer Jesus and his cock, as a humourous metaphor. You see, alternative comedians rank, in my opinion, as the leading challengers and educators - sometimes- and it works by almost literally throwing a spaniel into the works, by taking an everyday idea and reshaping it so that it stimulates real thought. Sanity actually depends on it, trust me I'm not a doctor.

Each one of us is a creative being. Actually it is even better than that, each one of us is a spiritual being too. Automated thinking runs counter to that being. Spend some important part of your own personal day reflecting on this and upon your own ideas, your own thoughts, your own creativity because this is how you are meant to be and how you are meant to function, not as a clone or a robot, not taking on a set of ideas like a factory uses templates. But don't do it if you are negative or destructive. Do it because you dream of great things in the world, in your life. This is how you make things become things, this is how you make ideas real, this is how you turn a gem, a star, a jewel, a nugget of gold of an idea into the actual reality. Robotic, automated thinking, standard template ideas, cliche thoughts and thinking patterns are okay up to a point, up to a point, and beyond that, no, you must, really you must, assert your own right to think for yourself. Did I stimulate you to do that with my little cock tale? Do you like the innuendo? Do you appreciate the double meanings? Don't be a couch potato in your mind.

PPS: I may relocate the PS at a later time, maybe, for example, if I happen to enlarge this cock tale - would you like a longer one or a shorteer one. It's rhetorical, you don't need to send me an answer but if you do put it on a postcard.

Out takes:
or, techy note, the printing bug is most likely down to the coding not 'dropping to' a space when it can't find an end of paragraph. It has simply exited rather than deal with the issue. How very very ironic, huh! I mean that's the same deal with this humour piece, sex: don't deal with it, drop it; religion: don't deal with it, drop it; simple print code snag: don't deal with it, drop it. Wow.

NB. Important tech update. Sorry everybody, my mistake, I had been playing with the CSS file, in particular the @print part and introduced this problem myself, oh the shame of it but, hey, we all make mistakes right, and it's not like a huge mistake after all, but, all the same I must own up and confess, so whoops and sorry. Printing works fine, thanks M$ for getting this much right guys.

Paul E. Coughlin
SaneThinking.com
20th May 2007

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